August 2011
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A real man opens more than the door. He opens his...
Amen!!!
carolinewoida:
AMEN!!!!!
Read this in silence...A Prayer
Thank you Lord for everything. Forgive me for all of my sins. I love You and need You!! Cover me, my family, my friends, and my life projects with Your precious and holy blood. Give me Your dreams Lord. Bless and protect everyone that seeks You, needs You and believes in YOU. If you love God and you are not ashamed of Him, put this in your wall for a day and you will see what He will do in the...
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Do you LOVE HIM? Reblog if YES! ♥
is-it-awkward-if-i:
Forever REBLOG. ♥
LOVE THE MAN ABOVE!
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That Nigerian Kid: Shopping with Nigerians →
thatnigeriankid:
“Ah-Ah? What is dis rubbbbish? Put dat down!”
“Ah-Ah? Cant you see dat dat jeans is wash-out? Why do you want to by old/damaged tings.”
“Dis is 75? ….75 Dohllas abi Naira?”
“What is all of dis nonsense clodes dat you children ay weaying des days?”
“Ah-Ah. Why ay you bringing all of dis clodes? Do I look like I am made of money?”
“Ah-Ah. Why ay you brining so much clodes? Ay...
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“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts,...”
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U ♥ N ♥ I ♥ T♥ E ♥ D ♥ WE STAND..
The ECG Prayer...
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Why you cant joke with Nigerian parents when it...
Me: Mommy, you know I'm gonna date a white girl right?
Mom: Itz a lie. You muz be sho-joking...
Me: No I'm serious. I dont like Nigerian girls all that much.
Mom: Ah you mad? You want to marry a white wohman? If you dont like Nigerian gyels den what else will you like?
Me: What's wrong with white girls?
Mom: What will you do wit a white wohman. They dont know how to cook, they have no shape. In fact, if you marry oyinbo you will be a slave in your own houz. You will be doing everytin. Cleaning, cooking, child razing. Everrrrrrrrrrytin will be on your head.
Me: I won't mind that. I mean, I dont eat African food anyway and I can live without fufu and pounded yam. Besides, I like flat girls with no shape...
Mom: You ah not serious!
Me: Im serious-o. In fact, In college when I get a white girlfriend, I will bring her home to introduce to you guys. What will you do then?
Mom: Dont worry. Bring ha. We will greet ha well....and in two weeks she will be gone.
Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH! What is that suppose to mean? You sound like you're gonna kill her or somethin'.
Mom: Dont worry. We will pray fiya fiya and she will leave.
Me: I still dont see what's wrong with white girls though.
Mom: Mchewwwww. STICK TO YOUR RACE. In fact, I will begin to pray for you. Because I know how you tink...nonsense. Marry oyinbo so dat you can become slave? De devul iz a liya.
Me: *Laughing out loud* Me relax. I'm only joking. Geez man.
Mom: Ehnnn? Joking? Bring home white gyel and we shall see what will be funny...
“The meeting of two hearts
The river to the stream
Feeding off your spark
The...”
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“Shade doesn’t matter, heart makes the lover.”
– Chrisette Michelle (Shades by Wale ft. Chrisette)
I Am My Own Grandpa...
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter, Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law, And really changed my life. Now my daughter was my mother, Cause she was my father’s wife. And to complicate the matter, Even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father...
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Facebook Relationship Issues
Boy: Baby are you jealous? GF : No. Boy: Baby are you jealous? GF : No. Boy: Baby are you jealous? ……… GF : I already told you, No! Boy: Baby can I get a kiss? GF :GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
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